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Shot 2016-01-20 at 10.33.37 PM.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-21T08:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/12/25/merry-christmas-from-koko-and-airec-and-deadpool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/xmas-food.png</image:loc><image:title>xmas food</image:title><image:caption>Some khao poon and sticky rice with chicken and Thai green chili lime sauce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/580453_10151183050192064_27286695_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>580453_10151183050192064_27286695_n</image:title><image:caption>this was a long ass time ago 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2013 Day 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/raving-bring-us-together.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raving bring us together</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5882_10201553583701024_1800066668_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEW FRWEND!!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/554774_507824312586921_965629429_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GRIND BABY GRIND!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rave Zombies . . . EVERYWHERE!!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2472.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The final group picture of EDC 2013 as the sun was rising.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/so-lean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im still not in the best shape now but im trying. And I cut out my friend Grumpy Cat from the picture haha.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/koko-on-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lifting chicks up on the Golden Gate Bridge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2397.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cpt. A and Tiny Ginger passed out at 6am in Vegas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-11T18:44:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/04/08/let-us-celebrate-61-years-of-jackie-chan/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-07T03:35:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/04/23/snl-offends-everyone-on-the-internet-with-teacher-rape-skit/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-23T10:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/04/08/coaching-the-reach-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/coach-sex-uproxx-comments.png</image:loc><image:title>yay! comments!!!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T23:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/03/14/bros-guide-to-creeping-on-girls-at-a-festivalrafe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/998673_10151447152232064_1375321358_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>At the hotel for EDC 2013 . . . does this turn you on? Sexy Asian.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T17:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/02/03/exploring-microaggression-what-the-hell-is-microaggression/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-own-microaggression-comments-fb.png</image:loc><image:title>my own microaggression comments fb</image:title><image:caption>these are my friends</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/racist-buzzfeed-questions-2.png</image:loc><image:title>racist buzzfeed questions 2</image:title><image:caption>here are some that made the cut
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/racist-buzzfeed-questions-1.png</image:loc><image:title>racist buzzfeed questions 1</image:title><image:caption>oh yeah, what do you think was gonna happen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ltg-v-viscant-yt-racist-comments.png</image:loc><image:title>LTG v Viscant YT racist comments</image:title><image:caption>so microaggressive bro</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-10T10:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/2015/01/01/a-very-asian-christmas-a-brief-history-about-christmas-and-asians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-wp-1420013741569.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1420013741569.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>not trying to break Santas lap</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-wp-1420013610652-e1420013920712.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1420013610652.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>my baby brother opening his presents . . . SURPRISE YOU GET CLOTHES!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-wp-1420013587215.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1420013587215.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>My families version of a Christmas dinner</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T20:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fratty-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fratty-pants</image:title><image:caption>Taking my fraternity picture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/looking-out-into-the-future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>looking out into the future</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T09:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/contact-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sorryasianparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/so-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>so fat</image:title><image:caption>when I was 18 and loved to play with sand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T09:26:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://sorryasianparents.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-07-06T15:07:35+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
